Top Things You'll Never Hear...

From Inuyasha:
11.(In front of Kikyou and Kagome)Kouga you can have Kagome I never really liked her anyway!(Kikyou:YIPEE!I get Inuyasha,I get Inuyasha)

10. Will anyone please give my ears a tweak?
9. Ramen? I don't wanna eat your nasty ramen, Kagome!
8. Myouga-jiji, I understand you. You weren't runnin' away, but thinking about the best for us all. Here, have a little sip of my blood.
7. Why don't we invite Naraku, Kagura and Kanna to our little get-together? I need to thank Naraku for what he did for me by getting rid of Kikyou...
6. Kouga, let's stop this name calling and become best buds.
5. I think we should donate the Shikon no Tama to the village. It's just too pretty for me to have.
4. Let's forget our differences. Here, you can have the Tessaiga Sesshoumaru-nii-chan. (older brother)
3. Can't we just talk about this? If we can avoid violence...
2. (After her resurrection) Kikyou, you're the nicest girl I know. Try to be a little evil sometimes, okay?
1. (In front of his entire party, in a loud voice without blushing.) Kagome, I love you! Let's get married right now! Screw Kikyou and any thoughts about having been responsible for her death!

From Kagome:
11. Forget school! Who needs to worry about tests?
10. I don't care about all of your guys' problems. Let's talk about me, dammit!
9. Shippou, quit being such a baby! And quit sitting on my lap, shoulders, or anywhere else. Ever heard of personal space?
8. Myouga-jichan, I wanna run away too! Inuyasha can take care of himself, right?
7. Houjou-kun, I love you!
6. Naraku, I know Kikyou turned you down, but can you accept her reincarnation instead?
5. Inuyasha, sorry but I'm running away with Kouga...he makes me so happy, and well, you don't.
4. Sesshoumaru, I've come to elope with you. You are the much better looking, stronger, more gentle brother...
3. Step aside Inuyasha. Let me handle this one!
2. You want to kill me, Kikyou? Go right ahead! I want YOU to be happy!
1.(In front of her family,the group,seshomarru,kouga and naraku)Inuyasha, I love you I've always loved you please marry me and forget hojo-kun and kouga-kun ! Huh?! How about it?!

From Kikyou:
11.I love that Miroku guy and that hunky kouga guy. Now where the hell were they when I was alive?!

10. Hello. My name's Kikyou and I have a serious problem of trying to get revenge on my sort of ex-boyfriend. I hope you all can support me as I try to get over him.
9. Kaede, why are you still the same height as when I died 50 years ago?
8. Damn, I wish I would've gone for that Onigumo guy...
7. First I passed up Onigumo, and then I didn't go after Sesshoumaru. Now, WHAT was I thinking?
6. Forget taking you to hell, I've got tickets to go to the Bahamas, Inuyasha!
5. Inuyasha, I wish you well with Kagome. I just love to see two people in love with each other. ::giggle::
4. Kagome, let's put aside our differences. Inuyasha just isn't worth it!
3. ::waving aside the Shinidamachuu: Ew! Go away! I hate snake-looking creatures!
2. Being a miko is depressing. I wanna become a full-fledged demon!
1. All this time people thought I was going after Inuyasha. Boy, were they wrong! I don't want anyone to have Kagome but ME! GOT THAT?!

From Kouga:

5. Ayme I love you, I was just playing make believe with Kagome to make you jealous!
4. (After Kouga saves Kagome and his Pack arrives)Sure pack you can all have a bite of Kagome! It's on me!

3. Kagome, I don't really love you, I was just using you to get to Kirara!

2. All this time you all got fooled, I don't love Kagome are you stupid or somethin an ugly stupid mortal like her. All this time I was really just taking her away from Inuyasha so me and him could have some private time(^.~)

1. Inuyasha lets give up this constant competing for Kagome's heart,lets ditch her, besides, we both know we really do like Kikyou.

From Sango:

5. Sure prince who I saved from Youkai's when you were young , I'll marry you!

4. You really thought I joined this group for Miroku, I was really just trynna get Kagome out of the picture so that Inuyasha and I could be together.

3. Who cares about stupid Kohaku he killed my parents and village friends I'm not saving him!

2. I used Inuyasha so I could get to Seshomarru and I used him so I could get to Naraku that's one dead sexy hanyou!

1. Miroku I love you, I'll not only bare your child I'll bare your children,I'll give up being a youkai huntress,I'll even get married to you!

From Shippou:

5. Sango and Miroku you shouldn't be together, Sango you're a tomboy and Miroku's a lecher.

4. I am better for Kagome and Sango than those two idiots they like.

3. Sango, Kagome can I grope your butts, Miroku tought me to do it, isn't it great!

2. Inuaysha I love you!

1. Kagome I hate you, I wish i never met you!

From Sesshoumaru:

5.Jaken why don't you take a vacation here take Rin with you I don't wanna come.

4. Rin I should've never saved you you're a pest!

3.I love humans!

2. Inuaysha lets forget our differences after all we are brothers.

1. Kagome I've been hide it for a long time but I'm madly in love with you!

Most Asked Inuyasha Questions and MY answers for them! (Mu hu Ha Ha Ha *cough * * cough*)

1. Where does Sesshoumaru (aka sesshy) get his makeup?

ans.= Ebay (duh!)

2. Will Miroku ever get a wife?

ans.= Sure he will, he'll get a mail order one! (they have that stuff?)

3. Where does all the stuff Miroku takes into his wind tunnel go?

ans.= Into his stomach! (shit! can you imagine how big his butt has to be for him to excrete that stuff!)

4. Who does Inuyasha really love more, me i mean Kagome or Kikyo?

ans.=(he loves neither he's gay and loves Jakostu and since i know he's not gay he love me!!!!!!!!) He loves Kagome more, everybody knows that. Kikyo was just puppy love, or like a crush for him or something.

5. What's that fluffy thing that Sesshoumaru always has on his shoulders?

ans.= I'm not that sure myself but some people say it's his tail, but as we all know it's probably just something fluffy that he keeps beside him so he can hug it when he gets scared ^.^ (sesshy ish so cute and fluffy!!!)

Insanity Chart (the different levels of obsession)

Level 1             You like Inuyasha, you watch the show whenever you can       it's cool

Level 2             You sometimes mess up peoples names with the names of Inuyasha Characters, you write fanfic, you watch the show, you talk about (that's ok, it's normal)

Level 3              You get the decor of your room Inuyasha-ised, Posters all over the place, you have all the soundtracks, seen all the movies, have them on video and dvd, you never miss an episode you love anime characters (umm....oh..okay then...........)

Level 4              You die your hair white, have your name changed to A japanese name or the name of one of the characters, you learn japanese, you know the lyrics to all the songs, you actually believe if you go to the non-existent Higurashi shrine in Japan on your fifteenth birthday, and jump into the well you'll turn into and anime character and be in Inuyasha. (WTF!!! get help man!)

Level 5              You walk around dressed like one of the Inuyasha characters everyday, you have your entire name changed to the name of one of the characters or to a japanese name, You believe you're the reincarnation of one of the characters or one of the characters, you threaten people about killing them cause your a demon and love blood, you say your a powerful priestess and can pin them to a tree with a celestial arrow and they'll never wake up, like the set of a movie, you have your room changed to look like the scenery of some place in the show, you get coloured contacts, you change your attitude to that of the character, you have a website about them, you are the ultimate Inuyasha fan. (All hope is lost, no one can help you now you're downright freaky, do you actually believe that! Pinch yourself and try to wake up from your fantasy world that you created you insane weirdo!)